My friend is getting married this Saturday. She's a bit of a low-maintenance tomboy. She rides horses. She doesn't dress up.
Her husband-to-be insists she wear high-heels at their wedding. On the beach.
Yeah, that's what I said, too.
So she tells me her mom took her shopping and bought her a pair of shoes. This is how she told me the story:
"My mother bought me a killer pair of heels, and when I say killer, I mean they're gonna kill me."
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that's hysterical.